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What's on your Dog's Mind?

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3.9K views 36 replies 24 participants last post by  juliamxc  
#1 ·
If your dog could talk, what would he/she say to you right now?
Let's read their minds to the best of our abilities! :)

Kidogo: Moooom I want to run!! I'm tired of resting my leg, I just want to play! :(
 
#4 ·
Thud is currently trying very hard to come up with a way to get his tennis ball off the top of the refrigerator. Actual thought is probably like "Ball!" *bounce up* "Ball!" *bounce up* Ball! *bounce up* Repeat.

Kylie, just at this second, is "Oh god, not again. Whyyyyy?" because the cat is holding her down and washing her face.

Bug's more like 'OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE YOOOOOOOOU! Thank you thank you thank you! You're the BEST!" because I gave her a cheeto and let her sit on my lap (am typing around her).

Jack and Frost are asleep. Probably dreaming of small animal slaughter.
 
#5 ·
Right now, at this moment?

"Let's go back to sleep, mmkay?"

8:30 AM is too early for the two of us.
 
#6 · (Edited)
She on her dog bed doing that weird snuffling sound she does and is licking her butt, then she chews on her fur a little and licks some more.... Not sure what her thought bubble would read, maybe TMI huh...
probably "Ahhhh that feels good" (not sure how they get over the taste of having to groom with their tongues/ mouths...)
 
#7 ·
"Mommmm, I'm BORED!"

I'm doing some summer studying to get me a leg up in my classes for next semester (chemistry/equilibriums and anatomy/physiology) and the office is only like a 9x7 room. When you get my desk, a bookshelf and another small and strange piece of furnature in here it gets a bit cramped and because I don't trust her alone wandering the house she is stuck in here with me. She lays down, naps for 20 mins, and then goes and naps in another spot. For the last 20 minutes she has just been laying under my chair but still hasn't closed her eyes.
 
#8 ·
Breakfast?
Second Breakfast?
OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
I wonder if I can eat this stuff I found under the couch?
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
omg it's the cat HOW EXCITING I ONLY GET TO SEE THE CAT EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE


Probably with minor variations and on some kind of continuous loop.
 
#11 · (Edited)
Gypsy is bored. Horribly, terribly, awfully, torturously bored.

She hasn't been outside to play yet today, and I'm pretty sure she's wondering how us humans can sit on our tushies for so long.



D'aaaaaw! Kidogo is stinking cute!
 
#10 ·
Mine is likely in his ex-pen at home and I'd guess he'd be saying...

"Mom is gone FOREVER!!! I saw her walk down the stairs and disappear. Those stairs are a black hole that swallows the ones I love, I just know it. Why isn't she here? What if a moose attacks her?! She should be here where I can see her and keep track of her. Oh wait...is that an ice cube? I love you DADDY!!!! Why doesn't anyone EVER give me any attention or play with me. It's not fair! Yes, you SAY you just brought me in from the yard and I see the destroyed tug toy laying by the door, but that was FOREVER ago! Where is Mom? Why isn't she right here?"

LOL
 
#12 ·
Sammy: These guys with their noisy power washers and ladders and sanders are probably just waiting for their chance to sneak in and kill us all. I'm on the job, though. I'll bark at them every once in a while to let them know they'd better stay outside, or else!

(We're having our cedar siding refinished.)
 
#15 · (Edited)
I'm not really sure what Watson is saying with his typical dopey blank stare and tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth. I think it's something along the lines of, "This is so much fun, mom! I love fun things." Imagine Will Ferrell in Elf saying "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."

I can't say what he's thinking right this moment since I'm still at work, but he makes this face 95% of the time and it's his general outlook on life.
 
#16 ·
Roman will be wanting to come in...
*sitting by the door with a lolly tongue... *
But I have to cook. :(
 
#18 · (Edited)
Nice pics Aska....
Pictures says a thousand words...

Since Roman is nosing his empty "wet food" bowl, kibbles still on the other side... making clanking noise..
I am assuming its time for his snack... maybe some goat milk?
 
#24 ·
Cheecho "sniff sniff sniff sniff, squirrel, OMG SQUIRREL! AHHHHH MOM LET ME OUT MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM!!!!!"

Bria "lick lick lick lick, I like yogurt filled frozen kong, lick lick lick."
 
#29 ·
Awwh, she's so cute with her sad eyes! Especially in the first picture. What happened to her?[/QUOTE]


lol, thanks! she got spayed on tuesday. she is NOT happy about the cone and the activity restriction! shes sulking.
 
#31 ·
Hmmm....My heeler is thinking, "Why did you get another puppy to torment me..? Whyyyyyy?"
Puppy is thinking, "Can I eat this? No, how about this? Are you sure? I think I'll chew on your shoes then..."
My older beagle is outside racing around so probably something along the lines of "Wheeeeeee!"
 
#32 ·
"LAWNMOWERS!!! Get out of my territory, ruff ruff!! Out in front," runs to front door, "Ruff ruff, how come you come every week and not ask for permission to be here? MOM AND KATIE, they're here again....why are you laughing, it's not funny! They're out back now! Now in the front...is that the mail? MAIL!!! Gimme, gimme! Why doesn't it come through like it did three years ago? Why is that horrible black box hoarding it all?" Relaxing upstairs, hears something, "LAWNMOWERS, they're BACK!!!" Runs downstairs and repeats.
 
#33 ·
Plume is asking me if it's sleepy-time yet. When I remind her that it's sleepy-time for her during her many hours of sleep on any given day, but not necessarily for me at the moment, she disagrees, shaking herself emphatically (for other reasons of course) but disagreement is but one of those.

What she wants me to know is that sleepy-time involves me and that we must be tucked into bed together. I wouldn't want to break my dog's heart so it's off to bed we often go once her message has penetrated my thick head.
 
#34 ·
Ranger is in his crate, so he is probably saying something along the lines of "are they home yet? are they home yet? Are they home yet" interspersed with nasty comments about the other dog and cats being able to come and go as they please.

When we're home, usually he's asking "are you going somewhere? are you going to be going somewhere? are you going to be bringing me when you go somewhere?"