[Shaina]

After what happened to me tonight, I gotta ask...what are your grossest dog stories?

I was taking the dogs to class...Kim in the back, Webster riding shotgun. Suddenly in the middle of traffic, Webster starting doing that hiccup-cough thing that dog do right before they puke. I looked around frantically, but there was no place to pull off and nothing within reach to toss under his face, so without thinking about it (because otherwise I would not have done this), I threw out my hand right as he vomited.

Into my bare hand.

So I'm driving down the road, one hand on the steering wheel and the other cupping yellow frothy bile, trying to figure out how to get out of this dilemma yet not actually think about what's in my right hand when...he vomits again.

I may have giant hands, but by this time even my hand was brimming, not to mention cupped as tightly as possible to keep the unspeakably disgusting contents from seeping through my fingers. I had a ziploc bag of treats on my lap so with my spare hand (yep, driving with my knee now) I opened that and dumped the contents into my cupholder, then poured my right hand into the ziploc.

We won't even get into the rest of the drive with my dripping fingers, then getting to the KC and washing off the now-partially-dried film in the hottest water I can find, because I'm starting to make myself a little queasy.



Kim's week of digestive horrors as a puppy still ranks #1 on my list of terrible dog experiences, but this was just flat-out disgusting. I'll be eating left-handed for a while...



So...how about you guys? lol

 

[Mudra]

yuck shai... that is gross... uhm.. tell webster i love him, but he is gross.. cant wait to puke till he's out of the car???? hehe.. poor boy..

My grossest dog story is Abel's pooping incident at my inlaws house. He was a little puppy and was unfamiliar with his surrounding. He squatted right in front of us, on my inlaws new rug and was preparing to dump. I did the unthinkable. And tried to save the day by holding out my hand as he took a dump. Thank goodness he was just a puppy, the poop weren't as big as they are now.

Like you, I didn't use my right hand for a long time to touch my face or lips until I am convinced "IM SAFE".

P.S

A couple of weeks later, he again had an accident on my inlaws floor. This time, I didn't try to save the world.

 

[dakotajo]

okay, that's pretty gross.Here's my story:

I know Dakota picks and eats some of her poop and I'm hoping this is just a puppy thing, anyway, the other day I was watching her through the window and she squatted and did her business then..... she picked through it shoving it around with her nose, took out a piece and walked over to one of her holes that she dug earlier and put it in the hole!

 

[Mac'N'Roe]

OMG, those stories are funny. I think my grossest story is when Roe went poop...and i noticed one of my (long) hairs was 'stuck'. She had a little blond hair stuck with a little poop on the end...and couldn't get it out. She was turning real fast..to the right...to the left..trying to figure out what was going on. I told her to hold tight (not literally) and I pulled it out for her (yuck).

That was the first time, but not the last. Apparently, my hair is everywhere in the house...and they do end up eating it.

 

[ThoseWordsAtBest]

I'd like to be named queen of this thread and my mutt, Smalls, princess. Or perhaps the other way around? Two of the thousand disgusting stories:

When we picked Smalls up from the shelter, she had a prolapsed rectum. 5 inches of her intestine were hanging out of her bum. It had been like that for over a week. I carried her out to the car, my roommate got into the drivers seat, and after I situated myself I picked her up to place her in my lap. ANY movement of her belly was a bad idea, because right as I moved her all the gas built up in her exploded out, spraying poop and blood all over my roommate. We had to drive 5 hours back home with poop and blood every where, and the car reeking like pennies.

A few days after the surgery to correct this, and the discovery that she couldn't be in a crate without ripping her stitches/getting very upset, I made her a little barricade in the corner next to my bed. I had a Japanese style bad, only a few inches off the ground. She didn't seem able to get up onto the bed, so we slept like that for a few nights. Turns out she figured out how to climb up onto the bed, and took a nice giant bloody liquid poop while I was asleep. I woke up with my face and hair covered. Immediately threw up on myself. Had to struggle out of the bed while screaming at my boyfriend to wake up and trying to block a tiny puppy throwing herself at me, trying to eat the mess.

Jack McCoy blowing his anal glands at bad moments is a whole 'nother story.

 

[MissMutt]

I have two..

The first will forever stick in my mind. My cat's vomit literally fell from the sky (or, the top of my couch) and Marge thought the gods blessed her with food.. so she ate it before it even finished hitting the ground.

And the other involves anal sacs and anal fluid shooting out in terrible directions that I'm hesitant to even post here.

 

[Mac'N'Roe]

I'd like to be named queen of this thread and my mutt, Smalls, princess. Or perhaps the other way around? Two of the thousand disgusting stories:

When we picked Smalls up from the shelter, she had a prolapsed rectum. 5 inches of her intestine were hanging out of her bum. It had been like that for over a week. I carried her out to the car, my roommate got into the drivers seat, and after I situated myself I picked her up to place her in my lap. ANY movement of her belly was a bad idea, because right as I moved her all the gas built up in her exploded out, spraying poop and blood all over my roommate. We had to drive 5 hours back home with poop and blood every where, and the car reeking like pennies.

A few days after the surgery to correct this, and the discovery that she couldn't be in a crate without ripping her stitches/getting very upset, I made her a little barricade in the corner next to my bed. I had a Japanese style bad, only a few inches off the ground. She didn't seem able to get up onto the bed, so we slept like that for a few nights. Turns out she figured out how to climb up onto the bed, and took a nice giant bloody liquid poop while I was asleep. I woke up with my face and hair covered. Immediately threw up on myself. Had to struggle out of the bed while screaming at my boyfriend to wake up and trying to block a tiny puppy throwing herself at me, trying to eat the mess.

Jack McCoy blowing his anal glands at bad moments is a whole 'nother story.

That is pretty disgusting

 

[ThoseWordsAtBest]

That is pretty disgusting

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Smalls is the love of my life and the bane of my existence. I have ten thousand sick stories and they're never ending.

 

[Binkalette]

Hmm.. Zoey's done a few gross things.. when she was just a few weeks old, we were taking her in the car over to the in-laws house... and just before we get there.. she sticks her head out from the back seat.. and throws up all over the center console between the two front seats.. and it was like.. liquid. It ran down and got into all the cracks .. it was just.. EVERYWHERE.. it took the hubby a good half an hour to 45 minutes to get it all cleaned up and q-tiped out.. lol..

Then, a few weeks ago she had barked at me to take her out.. so we went outside and she pooped a LOT of a normal firm poop. I was kinda proud at how much she had just pooped.. so then we get back inside.. I take off my jacked and walk over to the sink to wash my hands and she's barking at me again.. I thought she couldn't possibly have to go potty again.. she must just want attention.. so I carried on in the kitchen and started unloading the dish washer.. moments later I hear her race down the hall towards the bedroom.. Normally when she goes into the bedroom, she's going in there to try and steal a sock or some underwear.. so I go to stop her, and I find her squatting in the hallway.. the newly carpeted hallway.. over a big pile of runny poop. She just -had- to choose the carpet.. I couldn't be mad at her.. because obviously she tried to tell me and I ignored her.. what an odd incident though.. I don't know if she had eaten something weird or what, but her next poop was back to normal..

I'd like to be named queen of this thread and my mutt, Smalls, princess. Or perhaps the other way around? Two of the thousand disgusting stories:

When we picked Smalls up from the shelter, she had a prolapsed rectum. 5 inches of her intestine were hanging out of her bum. It had been like that for over a week. I carried her out to the car, my roommate got into the drivers seat, and after I situated myself I picked her up to place her in my lap. ANY movement of her belly was a bad idea, because right as I moved her all the gas built up in her exploded out, spraying poop and blood all over my roommate. We had to drive 5 hours back home with poop and blood every where, and the car reeking like pennies.

A few days after the surgery to correct this, and the discovery that she couldn't be in a crate without ripping her stitches/getting very upset, I made her a little barricade in the corner next to my bed. I had a Japanese style bad, only a few inches off the ground. She didn't seem able to get up onto the bed, so we slept like that for a few nights. Turns out she figured out how to climb up onto the bed, and took a nice giant bloody liquid poop while I was asleep. I woke up with my face and hair covered. Immediately threw up on myself. Had to struggle out of the bed while screaming at my boyfriend to wake up and trying to block a tiny puppy throwing herself at me, trying to eat the mess.

Jack McCoy blowing his anal glands at bad moments is a whole 'nother story.

Oh. My. God.

 

[deege39]

I fortunately don't have a yucky story to share, but I would like to just encourage everyone to keep them coming! lol!

 

[MissMutt]

Turns out she figured out how to climb up onto the bed, and took a nice giant bloody liquid poop while I was asleep. I woke up with my face and hair covered. Immediately threw up on myself. Had to struggle out of the bed while screaming at my boyfriend to wake up and trying to block a tiny puppy throwing herself at me, trying to eat the mess.

Wow. That's definitely worse than anal sac fluid flying out and hitting me in the face. Thank god I had my glasses on... acted as a windshield. *barf*

 

[zimandtakandgrrandmimi]

it wasn't my dogs but I saw it and I felt really bad for this lady...she was soooo embarrassed...

In the middle of the local flea market a crowd had gathered around this lady and her two really immaculatly groomed poodles. And then and there, one of the squatted and pooped out what appeared to be a used tampon sticking out of a giant turd. The other dog immediately snatched it up and tried to eat it. The lady shreiked and I guess she just panicked because she grabbed it. The dog wouldn't let go so for what Im sure must have been the longest thirty seconds of this lady's life, she stood in a crowd of people have some quick tug of war against her dog with a freshly excreted used tampon.



im glad that wasn't me.


Grossest thing that ever happened with any of my dogs was the time Bolo squatted for a pee and the rescue dog I had with me came over and started lapping at it as it came out of her..

 

[Marsh Muppet]

I've caught dog puke in my hand. I've been hosed by anal sack secretions (epileptic dog). I've pulled a variety of items from out of dogs' butts.

Most recently (probably not the worst), I had my dog down to the beach. He swallows some seawater and he consumes a fair amount of kelp and sea lettuce, when we go. This make him a little loose, but doesn't seem to do him any harm. So, this one time, we get home and I let him in the house. As I was standing at the door talking to my wife, I heard the dog let out a SCREAM from by the back door. I hurried and opened the sliding glass door and he only got about 3 ft. outside before letting go. He didn't even have time to squat. I was following him out the door and got hosed, from the waist down, with high pressure spray of liquid poop. Whaddya gonna do? I laughed and told him he was a good boy.

 

[Angie's Bella]

it wasn't my dogs but I saw it and I felt really bad for this lady...she was soooo embarrassed...

In the middle of the local flea market a crowd had gathered around this lady and her two really immaculatly groomed poodles. And then and there, one of the squatted and pooped out what appeared to be a used tampon sticking out of a giant turd. The other dog immediately snatched it up and tried to eat it. The lady shreiked and I guess she just panicked because she grabbed it. The dog wouldn't let go so for what Im sure must have been the longest thirty seconds of this lady's life, she stood in a crowd of people have some quick tug of war against her dog with a freshly excreted used tampon

That is really bad!! That is what bad dreams are made of!!!

 

[EXBCMC]

when we brought our lab home a few years ago, she had a disease i had never heard of, gerardia. (sp?) she had the runs like you can't believe. well, she was in on the bed w/my wife when suddenly, it appeared she needed to go, NOW! well is was Christmas time and the dinner table was set with a beautiful table cloth, dishes, you name it. as my wife ran by holding the dog w/two hands, one under the dogs butt/tail, it ALL let lose. yep, all over the table. Christmas dinner will never be the same. This is the skinny little lab I bought that I told you all about that needed double TPO surg two summers ago. She now weighs 90 lbs and is strong as moose! God I love that dog.

 

[Lil Red Express]

A lot of great stories here but so far yours is for sure the ickiest .
You have to really be a dog lover , congrats !

I'd like to be named queen of this thread and my mutt, Smalls, princess. Or perhaps the other way around? Two of the thousand disgusting stories:

When we picked Smalls up from the shelter, she had a prolapsed rectum. 5 inches of her intestine were hanging out of her bum. It had been like that for over a week. I carried her out to the car, my roommate got into the drivers seat, and after I situated myself I picked her up to place her in my lap. ANY movement of her belly was a bad idea, because right as I moved her all the gas built up in her exploded out, spraying poop and blood all over my roommate. We had to drive 5 hours back home with poop and blood every where, and the car reeking like pennies.

A few days after the surgery to correct this, and the discovery that she couldn't be in a crate without ripping her stitches/getting very upset, I made her a little barricade in the corner next to my bed. I had a Japanese style bad, only a few inches off the ground. She didn't seem able to get up onto the bed, so we slept like that for a few nights. Turns out she figured out how to climb up onto the bed, and took a nice giant bloody liquid poop while I was asleep. I woke up with my face and hair covered. Immediately threw up on myself. Had to struggle out of the bed while screaming at my boyfriend to wake up and trying to block a tiny puppy throwing herself at me, trying to eat the mess.

Jack McCoy blowing his anal glands at bad moments is a whole 'nother story.

 

[Thracian]

That was the first time, but not the last. Apparently, my hair is everywhere in the house...and they do end up eating it.

Poor Cupid gets nunchuck poo at least once a week. My hair is more out of control than his.

And I'm glad none of my stories compare with some of the ones I've read.

 

[ThoseWordsAtBest]

A lot of great stories here but so far yours is for sure the ickiest .
You have to really be a dog lover , congrats !

That's usually the response I get when I tell people those two stories. She was a very sick and VERY adorable puppy, so I was a big push over. If she did it now? Might not be so funny.

 

[ladyshadowhollyjc]

I can't remember if it was J.C. or Holly, but anyway I had only had the puppy for a few days. I was sitting on the couch and looked down to seeing the puppy chewing on something. I immediately reached down and pulled whatever was in the puppy's mouth. I looked at it in my hand and realized I had a piece of chewed up slobbery cat poop in my hand.

 

[3212]

I have two.

Several months ago at work I was taking x-rays (or preparing to) of a large dog that was a sweetie, but pretty nervous. Just as we got her onto her back for the shot she started to pee everywhere. Naturally, instead of just going onto the table it shoots out onto me. Gets on my face and definitely in my mouth. I almost puked right there. Yeesh.

Worst smell I have EVER smelled however is no thanks to my dear Bridgette. She decided to help herself to the best buffet ever (aka the litterbox I was about to scoop!!). I hear her in the cat's room so I run in to find her literally chowing down on the stuff! She thought she had found the best treats in the world. Within the hour she bolts to MY bedroom and vomits up partially digested cat poop vomit! If you thought cat poo smelled bad - partially digested is like 100 times worse! I tried everything and had to sleep on the couch it reeked to badly!!