[puppychow49]

Recently I discovered this webforum. I had found numerous articles online about feeding Dogs eggs, and cheese. These articles had been promoting feeding Dogs eggs, and cheese. Stating that eggs and cheese are good for a dogs health. That eggs and cheese are good for a dogs Diet. This is actually incorrect.

Eggs leave a Dog starving. Cheese leave Dogs fat, ugly, and lethargic.

Eggs are for beings that feed themselfs. Not for Dogs.

Eggs starve dogs and deprive them of healthy stool circulation. Dogs need Dry food and water. Along with the occasional wet food for dogs.

Cheese and Eggs are horrible for Dogs, as Dogs do not have a need for Dairy Products.

Owners of pets who abuse their Dogs are commiting a crime. And should be arrested.

The bottom line is if you want to persist in feeding your Dog Eggs, and Cheese, then your are incapable of owning a Dog.

A Dogs diet must be strictly controlled by the owner.

If a dog isnt eating at first, you must persist. A dog can only have a stable diet with Dog Food. It has been being made for centuries.

 

[RonE]

Interesting first post. I'm not sure I've seen eggs referred to as dairy before. Cows and chickens will both be surprised to hear that.

A dog can only have a stable diet with Dog Food. It has been being made for centuries.

Ah, yes, the elusive 19th century commercial dog food.

You might as well get your whole agenda out on the table early.

 

[FourIsCompany]

Cows and chickens will both be surprised to hear that.

I suppose if you fed your dog exclusively eggs and cheese, you'd have a starving, fat, confused ugly, lethargic dog (although I'm not sure what would make them ugly...)

Interesting post, puppychow.

 

[Britt Caleb & Enzo]

I'm pretty sure no one here feeds their dogs exclusively cheese and eggs. Just saying...

 

[BoxMeIn21]

This is the best thread EVER!

The bottom line is if you want to persist in feeding your Dog Eggs, and Cheese, then your are incapable of owning a Dog.

I think this is going to be my new siggie.

 

[Pai]

This is almost as good as the post I read on another board by someone who swore that milk and fish was toxic to cats. =P

 

[BoxMeIn21]

This is almost as good as the post I read on another board by someone who swore that milk and fish was toxic to cats. =P

ROFLMAO! That's rich.

 

[winniec777]

Then I am most incapable of owning a dog. My dog got both eggs and cheese this morning and a few toast crumbs - oh my! Guess I better get ready for the big house, see, cuz the coppers are a-comin' to get me!

 

[Inga]

This guy eats eggs and cheese and I certainly don't think he is fat, or ugly. He is NOT starving either, though he would love to have everyone believe that. Eggs and Cheese are treats, not the entirety of his or my other boys diet. I would agree that giving them exclusively eggs and cheese would not be a good thing.

 

[FourIsCompany]

Then I am most incapable of owning a dog.

I agree. Please send your dog to me immediately so I can feed him eggs and cheese. All day long! Eggs and cheese. La-ti-da

 

[Renoman]

Can't wait to hear more.


This is going to be good...........

 

[winniec777]

I agree. Please send your dog to me immediately so I can feed him eggs and cheese. All day long! Eggs and cheese. La-ti-da

Just tell me what to put on the Fedex label! All these eggs and cheese are putting too big of a dent in my wallet. Good luck to you with my cheese-n-egg eating dog. You better buy it by the truckload, baby! Here she comes....

P.S. please make sure it's Hoffmans super sharp cheddar and only free range eggs -- Poca is a picky eater. La-ti-da!!

To Puppychow49: On the off chance that you are a serious poster with good intentions, I'll say that your concern for what dogs eat is admirable and that every single person on this forum shares that concern. Many dogs are fed an unhealthy amount of food and often the wrong kind. In my experience, though, eggs and cheese given as a sometimes treat are not dangerous or the road to ruin. If you'll read more of the threads in the forum you'll find a lot of very knowledgeable people who can offer good advice on what to feed. I've benefited a lot from their advice.

Whew. It's hard listening to my better angels. Now I'm off to buy stock in Velveeta, the King of Cheeses, it melts, it freezes but, oy, what it does to your colon!

 

[BoxMeIn21]

This guy eats eggs and cheese and I certainly don't think he is fat, or ugly. He is NOT starving either, though he would love to have everyone believe that. Eggs and Cheese are treats, not the entirety of his or my other boys diet. I would agree that giving them exclusively eggs and cheese would not be a good thing.

This is just criminal. Inga, how do you sleep at night?

 

[DobManiac]

Eggs leave a Dog starving. Cheese leave Dogs fat, ugly, and lethargic.

I guess it's good then that I feed both eggs and cheese, that way will have some sort of balance. I must be getting it just right cause there are no fat or starving dogs around here.

 

[LeRoymydog]

I know I can't feed LeRoy cheese cuz it makes him... gassy. I wouldn't say fat or ugly. Just his green fog he leaves is ugly.

 

[Donna5503]

My dog loves eggs & cheese & cream cheese & egg salad with mayo!

Of course, I don't make a meal out of these items. But they are better treats than those processed dog treats!.....I bought a bag once....the one that the dog in the commercial says....."Bacon, Bacon....gimmee, gimmee, gimmee...I'd get it myself, but I have no thumbs" (the commercial got to me!)....when I opened the bag my dog ran away....he knew! What junk...it went right in the garbage!

So back to this post.....a little variety of human food is very good for dogs ---(not junk food) --- I've had dogs my whole life and they all ate human food & dog food and they all lived full, happy lives!

 

[RonE]

I still haven't gotten past the notion of feeding dogs cow eggs.

Or of two centuries of kibble.

 

[alphadoginthehouse]

This has to be the funniest post I have read yet. Mine get eggs as a treat...they love them. Cheese too. Guess I better make plans for their care cuz I'm off to the Big House! The OP has to be trolling...?

 

[FourIsCompany]

Does feeding my dogs Cream Cheese make me a worthless owner, too?

 

[Curbside Prophet]

Al Gore just read this thread, and he'll soon be proposing a carbon tax for our dogs. Good job guys!