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Attention DF's:
Uallis is looking for a new home. I am typing this for him under threat of him actually chewing my arm off...so it with great sadness that I write this for him...But alas...I have no choice.
I am forced to say that we have tormented and humiliated him for the last time. Also, he is forcing me to say that he has lived in unspeakable conditions for the last 2 years and he wants all of DF's to hear about it. He is "forced" to have the flashy thing in his face all the time and he lives in fear of it blinding him permanently. He is "forced" to share a house with a big black dog that likes to pull on his flabbers on a regular basis. He lives in daily fear of the 2 evil kitties that have sharp claws...they like to swat him in the face. He would like nothing more than to eat those evil kitties but the humans in his life will not let him. Also, he is very upset with us because we have started watching season 4 of Lost and he hasn't even finished the 3rd one yet. Most upsetting for him. There have been many more atrocities that he has been forced to live and deal with on a daily basis. However, he is still too hurt and traumatized to openly speak about all of them at this point. He hopes that his new human will bear with him and show him understanding during his healing process.
Despite all of this, he has been a brave soldier for the 2 years he has graced us with his presence in our home.
However, this was the last straw that made him decide that he needed to move on and find a new human to grace his presence with:
Apparently, this drove Uallis over the edge. He decided that he had enough. He had no other choice but to fight back. He regrets that he came to using violence:
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Uallis is looking for a new home. I am typing this for him under threat of him actually chewing my arm off...so it with great sadness that I write this for him...But alas...I have no choice.
I am forced to say that we have tormented and humiliated him for the last time. Also, he is forcing me to say that he has lived in unspeakable conditions for the last 2 years and he wants all of DF's to hear about it. He is "forced" to have the flashy thing in his face all the time and he lives in fear of it blinding him permanently. He is "forced" to share a house with a big black dog that likes to pull on his flabbers on a regular basis. He lives in daily fear of the 2 evil kitties that have sharp claws...they like to swat him in the face. He would like nothing more than to eat those evil kitties but the humans in his life will not let him. Also, he is very upset with us because we have started watching season 4 of Lost and he hasn't even finished the 3rd one yet. Most upsetting for him. There have been many more atrocities that he has been forced to live and deal with on a daily basis. However, he is still too hurt and traumatized to openly speak about all of them at this point. He hopes that his new human will bear with him and show him understanding during his healing process.
Despite all of this, he has been a brave soldier for the 2 years he has graced us with his presence in our home.
However, this was the last straw that made him decide that he needed to move on and find a new human to grace his presence with:


Apparently, this drove Uallis over the edge. He decided that he had enough. He had no other choice but to fight back. He regrets that he came to using violence:


MORE...