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I found this list on another website that quite acuritly discribes the differences.
(disclaimer: not to be taken seriously)
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Show dogs aren't like pets
Pets shed. . . . . . . . . Show dogs "blow coat"
Pets are in heat. . . . . .Show dogs come "into season"
Pets trot. . . . . . . . . Show dogs "gait" or "move"
Pets stand. . . . . . . . .Show dogs "stack"
Pets get baths. . . . . . .Show dogs are "groomed"
Pets beg for food. . . . . Show dogs "express desire for bait"
Pets jump the fence. . . . Obedience dogs "have natural jumping ability"
Pets poop. . . . . . . . . Obedience dogs "toilet"
Pets bark at other dogs. . Obedience dogs "show excitement before showing"
Pets chew up the trash. . .Obedience dogs "show a natural tendency for scent articles"
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Haha I laughed while reading it, ain't it the truth
For this and other funny lists about dogs go here
http://www.wonderpuppy.net/col1.htm
(disclaimer: not to be taken seriously)
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Show dogs aren't like pets
Pets shed. . . . . . . . . Show dogs "blow coat"
Pets are in heat. . . . . .Show dogs come "into season"
Pets trot. . . . . . . . . Show dogs "gait" or "move"
Pets stand. . . . . . . . .Show dogs "stack"
Pets get baths. . . . . . .Show dogs are "groomed"
Pets beg for food. . . . . Show dogs "express desire for bait"
Pets jump the fence. . . . Obedience dogs "have natural jumping ability"
Pets poop. . . . . . . . . Obedience dogs "toilet"
Pets bark at other dogs. . Obedience dogs "show excitement before showing"
Pets chew up the trash. . .Obedience dogs "show a natural tendency for scent articles"
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Haha I laughed while reading it, ain't it the truth
For this and other funny lists about dogs go here
http://www.wonderpuppy.net/col1.htm