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someone just sent me this in an email. I thought you all might enjoy it too ;)

Care and management of humans You should have your human fixed, even if it’s a purebred human. There aretoo many humans, and our big cities are over populated with them to thepointwhere we are unable to feed and shelter all of them.If your human talks too much, we suggest using a shock collar.If you must breed your human, even though we do not believe there are anygood reasons for breeding humans, at least do genetic screening to helpensureyour human is a healthy one that conforms to breed standards.Some humans are very hyper and will pull on their leash constantly. Forthese extreme cases, we recommend a choker collar.If your human is aggressive and frequently starts fights, please put amuzzle on it when you take it out in public.You should feed your human something better than Purina human chow.If your human is sick, you should not put it down just because you can’tafford the cost of surgery. You should re-arrange your budget ormortgage yourdog house.Don’t buy a human for your puppy just to teach it responsibility.You should always carry “money” treats to reward your human. Humans lovemoney and will do almost anything for money treats.If your human attacks a dog, it should be put to sleep.If you already own a male & a female human, you should be careful aboutgetting a third human. Two males will often fight very aggressively for theattention of the female, and two females will often do the same over amale human.A good way to test a human for temperament is to takes its money or foodaway from it to see if it reacts aggressively.Some humans have a bad habit of peeing in the water bowl; if your humancontinuously goes to the bathroom in the house, we suggest you chain itoutside.
 

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If you already own a male & a female human, you should be careful aboutgetting a third human. Two males will often fight very aggressively for theattention of the female, and two females will often do the same over amale human.A good way to test a human for temperament is to takes its money or foodaway from it to see if it reacts aggressively.Some humans have a bad habit of peeing in the water bowl; if your humancontinuously goes to the bathroom in the house, we suggest you chain itoutside
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Reminded me of that part in Gulliver's Travels...where the Yahoos (humaniods) are owned by those Horse things.
 
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