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That is hilarious!!! XD Thanks for the laughs this morning! :D
 

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lol I can definitely relate to these. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.....

pfft sleeping on dirty laundry, that's not even a real offense compared to some of the other things my dog can proudly claim to have done.

"I fart in my dad's face while he's expressing my anal glands"
"I fart in my dad's face at night cause I like to sleep on his bed with my butt in his face"
"I drink out of the toilet cause it's tastier"
"I eat a bunch of grass before bed time so I can puke it all up on my dad's bed"
"I puked on my dad's face and pillow and sheets while he's asleep in the middle of the night"
"I stole a whole cooked trout and ate in on my dad's pillow"
"I stole a rotisserie chicken and ate it on my dad's bed"
"I stole used feminine products, shredded them all over my dad's bed and also hid some pieces under the sheets for good measure"
"I pee on other dogs' beds"
"I poop on the carpet cause I like to run back inside before I finish pooping outside"
"I stole my dad's beer while he wasn't looking, it made me feel nauseous so I snuck inside his friend's house to puke on the carpet"
"I pooped in my dad's car when he left me for a moment, doesn't he know he's not suppose to leave dogs in cars?"
"I felt bad about pooping in the car so I tried to eat it all up to hide the evidence"
"Eating the poop was disgusting so I puked it all back up on to the car seats"



....why do I put up with all this -__-
 

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i pooped in my dad's car when he left me for a moment, doesn't he know he's not suppose to leave dogs in cars?"
"i felt bad about pooping in the car so i tried to eat it all up to hide the evidence"
"eating the poop was disgusting so i puked it all back up on to the car seats"
lolmao rotf!
 

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I am Carmen. I ate only a quarter of Dad's paycheck, half of mommy's scrambled eggs, and a mouse. But I threw up half the mouse.
 

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lol I can definitely relate to these. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.....

pfft sleeping on dirty laundry, that's not even a real offense compared to some of the other things my dog can proudly claim to have done.

"I fart in my dad's face while he's expressing my anal glands"
"I fart in my dad's face at night cause I like to sleep on his bed with my butt in his face"
"I drink out of the toilet cause it's tastier"
"I eat a bunch of grass before bed time so I can puke it all up on my dad's bed"
"I puked on my dad's face and pillow and sheets while he's asleep in the middle of the night"
"I stole a whole cooked trout and ate in on my dad's pillow"
"I stole a rotisserie chicken and ate it on my dad's bed"
"I stole used feminine products, shredded them all over my dad's bed and also hid some pieces under the sheets for good measure"
"I pee on other dogs' beds"
"I poop on the carpet cause I like to run back inside before I finish pooping outside"
"I stole my dad's beer while he wasn't looking, it made me feel nauseous so I snuck inside his friend's house to puke on the carpet"
"I pooped in my dad's car when he left me for a moment, doesn't he know he's not suppose to leave dogs in cars?"
"I felt bad about pooping in the car so I tried to eat it all up to hide the evidence"
"Eating the poop was disgusting so I puked it all back up on to the car seats"



....why do I put up with all this -__-

that was so hilarious! i cried tears laughing
 

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LOL!

What is it with toilet water??? Thumper will ONLY drink toilet water, and rain water. I give him fresh, filtered water every day but he will not touch it.. I have to leave all the toilet seats up in the house otherwise he will not drink.
 

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LOL!

What is it with toilet water??? Thumper will ONLY drink toilet water, and rain water. I give him fresh, filtered water every day but he will not touch it.. I have to leave all the toilet seats up in the house otherwise he will not drink.
Kabota turns up his nose at tap water and I don't blame him, they chlorinate the water heavily around here . . . except that he'll cheerfully slurp up the nastiest, muddiest puddle with who knows what floating on the top. In fact, he'll fight me to get to that disgusting puddle. But heaven forbid I don't buy him the finest in spring water!
 

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Kabota turns up his nose at tap water and I don't blame him, they chlorinate the water heavily around here . . . except that he'll cheerfully slurp up the nastiest, muddiest puddle with who knows what floating on the top. In fact, he'll fight me to get to that disgusting puddle. But heaven forbid I don't buy him the finest in spring water!
lol well I can't quite figure out what would be so great about toilet water compared to filtered tap water.. but unless for some reason all 4 toilets in the house have the seat down and he's extremely thirsty, or we're camping or out of town staying at friends or families.. he won't drink the tap water. Cash has no choice obviously because he's not tall enough to reach into the toilet bowl, and I have a kiddy pool in the backyard to collect rain water and Thumper would still rather drink that then fresh, cold, filtered tap water lol.
 

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lol I can definitely relate to these. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.....

pfft sleeping on dirty laundry, that's not even a real offense compared to some of the other things my dog can proudly claim to have done.

"I fart in my dad's face while he's expressing my anal glands"
"I fart in my dad's face at night cause I like to sleep on his bed with my butt in his face"
"I drink out of the toilet cause it's tastier"
"I eat a bunch of grass before bed time so I can puke it all up on my dad's bed"
"I puked on my dad's face and pillow and sheets while he's asleep in the middle of the night"
"I stole a whole cooked trout and ate in on my dad's pillow"
"I stole a rotisserie chicken and ate it on my dad's bed"
"I stole used feminine products, shredded them all over my dad's bed and also hid some pieces under the sheets for good measure"
"I pee on other dogs' beds"
"I poop on the carpet cause I like to run back inside before I finish pooping outside"
"I stole my dad's beer while he wasn't looking, it made me feel nauseous so I snuck inside his friend's house to puke on the carpet"
"I pooped in my dad's car when he left me for a moment, doesn't he know he's not suppose to leave dogs in cars?"
"I felt bad about pooping in the car so I tried to eat it all up to hide the evidence"
"Eating the poop was disgusting so I puked it all back up on to the car seats"



....why do I put up with all this -__-
That is soooooooo hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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oops! I didn't notice this thread was here when I posted mine. =) Still some funny stuff!

Bella's would be "I killed mom's flowers by 'watering' them"

This is one of my favs....lol



The one that says "I bark at my arse when I fart..." cracked me up!
 

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lol I can definitely relate to these. I'm not sure if that's a good thing.....

pfft sleeping on dirty laundry, that's not even a real offense compared to some of the other things my dog can proudly claim to have done.

"I fart in my dad's face while he's expressing my anal glands"
"I fart in my dad's face at night cause I like to sleep on his bed with my butt in his face"
"I drink out of the toilet cause it's tastier"
"I eat a bunch of grass before bed time so I can puke it all up on my dad's bed"
"I puked on my dad's face and pillow and sheets while he's asleep in the middle of the night"
"I stole a whole cooked trout and ate in on my dad's pillow"
"I stole a rotisserie chicken and ate it on my dad's bed"
"I stole used feminine products, shredded them all over my dad's bed and also hid some pieces under the sheets for good measure"
"I pee on other dogs' beds"
"I poop on the carpet cause I like to run back inside before I finish pooping outside"
"I stole my dad's beer while he wasn't looking, it made me feel nauseous so I snuck inside his friend's house to puke on the carpet"
"I pooped in my dad's car when he left me for a moment, doesn't he know he's not suppose to leave dogs in cars?"
"I felt bad about pooping in the car so I tried to eat it all up to hide the evidence"
"Eating the poop was disgusting so I puked it all back up on to the car seats"



....why do I put up with all this -__-
Holy....bwwwaaahahahahaha!!!!!! How many beds & pillows have you gone through? lolololol poor guy.....lol
 

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Oh, I SO needed this today! This had me in absolute hysterics. I have to go re-apply my eye cream because I just laughed so hard I had tears & wiped it all away, LOL. Thank you for sharing!!!
 

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Lol love this thread hilarious! We had to do surgery on a little Lhasa apso with an unknown foreign body stuck in its GI tract. Imagine our vets surprise when it was a used tampon. Luckily I didn't have to talk to the owners afterwards XD
 

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Lol love this thread hilarious! We had to do surgery on a little Lhasa apso with an unknown foreign body stuck in its GI tract. Imagine our vets surprise when it was a used tampon. Luckily I didn't have to talk to the owners afterwards XD
Hahahha that is awesome. My first dog was OBSESSED with used feminine products. He would go into the garbage cans in the bathroom and just spend hours drooling all over them. It was the one thing that he would serious guard if anyone tried to take it away. So gross >.<
 

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Dixie's shame picture...

dixies shame picture.jpg
 

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If I were to put a shaming sign to display in front of Eddee ... It would read ........

" I don't want my Mom to work so hard ... so I poop right in front of the toilet to make it easy on her." *Big Grin*
 
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