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I went to dinner last night with my old roomie. We had a good time but she asked about her other old roomie, Summer. I tell her Summer is doing great and that she loves Bernard (My sister's puppy)and loves to play with him. She was shocked Summer was actually playing. (Something Summer wouldn't do for the first year we had her) I told her I loved Nard and he was the best dog ever. She asked if he was like Summer at all personality wise.
I told her to remember Beau back when he was a puppy. Beau had left a real impression on my friends as being possibly one of the craziest dogs ever. He was just really excited (and a puppy!) when they met him. He's normally very calm in the house. I told her Nard was like him, only on crack. She got this look on her face and started talking. "I think of all the dogs I've known papillons have to be the most hyperactive. I like dogs that are happy to see you when you get home and play when you want to, but then curl up beside you and sleep the rest of the time.'
So I go 'That's what the papillons do. They really sleep most the day.'
"Yes, but that's because they're zooming around the rest of the time.'
So I'm sitting there thinking that's what she just described, a dog that plays but will veg out too. So I say, "Well, if it makes you feel better, the other breed I want is just as much energy only 6 times bigger."
She narrows her eyes, "What breed are you getting?"
"Well, I would really like a border collie."
*Look of utter horror* "WHY on EARTH would you want a border collie!? Do you actually LIKE spastic dogs?!'
Yeah, I guess I do if you call my dogs spastic.
I told her to remember Beau back when he was a puppy. Beau had left a real impression on my friends as being possibly one of the craziest dogs ever. He was just really excited (and a puppy!) when they met him. He's normally very calm in the house. I told her Nard was like him, only on crack. She got this look on her face and started talking. "I think of all the dogs I've known papillons have to be the most hyperactive. I like dogs that are happy to see you when you get home and play when you want to, but then curl up beside you and sleep the rest of the time.'
So I go 'That's what the papillons do. They really sleep most the day.'
"Yes, but that's because they're zooming around the rest of the time.'
So I'm sitting there thinking that's what she just described, a dog that plays but will veg out too. So I say, "Well, if it makes you feel better, the other breed I want is just as much energy only 6 times bigger."
She narrows her eyes, "What breed are you getting?"
"Well, I would really like a border collie."
*Look of utter horror* "WHY on EARTH would you want a border collie!? Do you actually LIKE spastic dogs?!'
Yeah, I guess I do if you call my dogs spastic.