Uallis has a fondness for potato chips. When he was younger and the uncontrolled counter surfer, I'd frequently come to discover missing bags of chips. One time, when we had guests over, we had some chips and chip dip sitting on the counter for everyone to enjoy. Unfortunately for Uallis, I discovered the missing bag of chips, missing dip...and a missing Uallis at the same time. I soon after found all three hiding in the computer room. To Uallis's credit, he tried to look innocent, but it was hard for him to do considering the torn bag of chips laying on the floor, the empty chip dip container laying near by and the dip smeared all over his face...but in hindsight maybe it was the "mysterious man" who framed him...
...but somehow I doubt it.