okay that is tooo funny! Don't you guys just love your wives!!!!!Ditto on everything Elana said about the crate (saved me a heap of typing). Use a "wire lock pin" to secure the door. If your pup can work her way past that, send her to me--I want her.
My Rottie used to sleep on the bed. My wife would let him, but I wouldn't. He got around my rule by waiting 'til I was in a deep sleep, then he'd creep up (oh so stealthily) and sleep on me. I sleep on my stomach, so he'd curl up like a cat on my back. When I'd wake up complaining that I felt like I went 15 rounds with an angry gorilla, my loving bride would just laugh. When she finally told me the 120 lb. dog was sleeping on me, I didn't believe her. I'll post the picture if I can find it.
Dogs are all criminals. Treat them accordingly.