Oh my god you are NOT sane you are AS CRAZY as the rest of them!
Honestly though, if I had a dog with such a gorgeous neck I would invest in collars too. That is, if I ever get a dobe or a sighthound, my money will be gone.
Thank you! You know, its funny you should say it; you've had that picture of your doberman (the one on the left of your signature, of him leaping/bounding) for a while, and I always admire it, thinking he's such a sleek and graceful looking dog! Definitely one of my favorites around the forum