I am a little embarassed writing this, but I cannot be the only person with this issue. I am the only female in the house. I have a hubs and young son, and a step daughter who is 12, but she only comes over on occasion and the dog doesnt bother her.
First off, the dog is my velco dog. He has bonded with me the strongest, so when I'm home, he's with me. Even when I use the bathroom. He licks my panties. ALOT. You know the drill, pull pants down, pee, pull pants up, go on. As soon as I pull pants down, he jumps up and starts licking. all over my panties. I am constantly having to change underwear. And yes, I have shut him out of the bathroom. It's not as easy as you'd imagine. I am the mom of a 3 year old. And he is also a "velcro kid". lol He goes everywhere with me too, even to the bathroom. So, it's usually me, my son, the dog and one or two cats, when I try to pee. Amongst the chaos, the dog gets my underwear and if I forget and pull them up....ugh...they are soaked with dog slober. Now THAT is gross!! Anyone else have weird dog behavior?? Is it because I'm a woman? Because he isnt neutered yet? Just because??
Edit to add: I do shower at least once a day and I am clean. Just for any of you thinking that I may not bathe for months at a time and he may be trying to "help" me smell better.