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    Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I know many of you do let your dogs sleep with you in your beds and I've always been curious. What happens when you are going to have sex? Do you guys just do it when your dog in the bed with you? Does having your dog in the bed with you affect your sex life?

    Yes i know you can just kick your dog out of the bed but wouldn't having your dog in the bed be a mood killer in the first place?

    Also most dogs would get used to sleeping in your bed and easily jump back in the bed with you even when kicked out?
    Last edited by SaraBee; 01-27-2012 at 10:10 PM.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I giggled.

    I think that the general opinion is that you kick the dog out of the room and close the door. Or you crate the dog.
    Edit: Or, let the dog have the bed and find a more interesting place for yourself.
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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    easy, I don't have sex XD

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by SaraBee View Post
    . . . wouldn't having your dog in the bed be a mood killer in the first place? . . . .
    Wow. If the sight of a dog in the bed before sex is going to be a mood killer I would suggest that those people so easily switched 'off' not have kids as the hurdles and stumbling blocks multiply exponentially at that point.

    My answer is no. Of course it is not a mood killer.

    Then . . . we could all defer to Keechak's statement if it was.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    The trick is to have a good, 'Go to your crate,' down.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by spanielorbust View Post
    Wow. If the sight of a dog in the bed before sex is going to be a mood killer I would suggest that those people so easily switched 'off' not have kids as the hurdles and stumbling blocks multiply exponentially at that point.

    My answer is no. Of course it is not a mood killer.

    Then . . . we could all defer to Keechak's statement if it was.

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    well for me it's not a "mood killer" per sey. It wouldn't matter if I had dogs or not, I'm a 24 year old virgin with no interest in ever having a boyfriend or any "sexual drive" whatsoever so...yep. Leaves more time for showing dogs and saves money on birth control!! XD
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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Honestly I don't really notice where the dogs are when I'm having sex.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    The trick is.. I don't think about my dogs if sex is involved. If you do.. well.. weird.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by sassafras View Post
    Honestly I don't really notice where the dogs are when I'm having sex.
    Quote Originally Posted by ThoseWordsAtBest View Post
    The trick is.. I don't think about my dogs if sex is involved. If you do.. well.. weird.
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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Depends. Quickly vs intense. Quickly they are usually asleep already & no biggs. Otherwise they get a fresh bully stick & booted out. Not sexy to have Skyler licking our faces.

    Anytime hubby gives me kisses Skyler does everything in his power the get to our faces to join in, including home from work & bedtime kisses.
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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I have an incredible capacity for very inappropriate jokes, so I'll restrain myself hee hee.

    For now Caeda is on the other side of a baby gate though we eventually plan on letting her roam the bedroom too at night. I can only imagine the chaos.....its bad enough when the cats sit on the foot of the bed or dresser and do that creepy stare

    Some people say that doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity, I call it training my dog

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    The title made me LOL. I don't know of any dogs that could sleep through sex if it was happening in the same bed.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I'm one of the few weirdos out there that really doesn't care if my dogs are on the bed or in the room when my husband and I have sex. It's not like they are judging us, or getting turned on by it, or wanting to join in, so...what ever lol. Marlin use to have a problem with it and would whimper and bark at my husband, but we'd just ignore him or kick him off the bed at that point. Charlotte just ignores us or jumps off the bed.


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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I have wild cray sex, so after a couple of kicks to the head (unintentionally done, of course), she's learned that its best stretching out on the floor when we get intimate.

    Edit: this is my 1,700th post... who knew it would have been about sex on a dog forum.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I don't care if they're on the bed, they would only be told to get off if they try to interact with us, but hasn't happened yet.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    A story. Bella was on the bed one time when my SO and I decided to fool around. She's not normally in the bedroom or if she is has never bothered us before - but this one time in particular she decided she was REALLY curious about the male anatomy - her idea of being curious was wanting to jump on him and play. Needless to say he was not very happy with me because I found it hilarious.

    He now checks to make sure she's not around.
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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by Niraya View Post
    Basically these.
    x2.

    What an interesting topic this is.

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    Quote Originally Posted by sassafras View Post
    Honestly I don't really notice where the dogs are when I'm having sex.
    Same here. And, they lick their private parts and hump things in front of me, it's not like the dogs are uptight about anything .

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I usually would just kick them off the bed, and do it. xD But its not as bad as my Cat. a couple of time we noticed that while doing it, I looked to the side and saw his Huge eyes just lock on to me...I tapped my bf and he looked to where I was and we both burst out laughing. lol

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    Re: Sex while your dog is sleeping in your bed?

    I admit I laughed at the thread subject too, lol!

    Basil just gets kicked off the bed. If he seems overly bothered by it or insists on getting back up on the bed and "investigating," he just gets a Kong or something and he leaves us alone.


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