A Little Humor for Your Friday

Elijah · 03-16-2007, 07:35 AM

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab
replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help
the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for
a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm jus t retired." The
guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing!
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He
never did any of that stuff. "

MagicToller · 03-16-2007, 07:40 AM

Hahahaha..

Thanks for the laugh!

opossum · 03-16-2007, 08:40 AM

lovemygreys · 03-16-2007, 08:54 AM

LOL I've heard a similar version about a greyhound....here's another:

Three race horses were bragging about their race averages.

"I won 5 out of 20 races," said the first horse.

"Oh yea! I won 15 out of my 30," said the second.

"Hah! I won 50 out of 60," said the third.

Hiding behind a hay bail, a greyhound was listening in on the conversation. He steps into view and says. "Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races."

The third horse looks at the second horse and says

"WOW!!.... A talking dog!"