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03-02-2007, 10:16 PM
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#1 | | Super Moderator
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| ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer
In the spirit of forum fun, a thread for everyone. The premise is pretty simple, offer a stupid question, the next poster answers with a stupid answer, and offers another stupid question.
I'll start with the first one...
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? | 
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03-02-2007, 10:50 PM
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| Bald
How long does it take? | |
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03-02-2007, 11:26 PM
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#3 | | Senior Member
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| Depends on your shoe size. 
If the moon were made of spare rib would you eat it? | |
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03-02-2007, 11:38 PM
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| Only if it tasted like garlic
If a kitten has no hair would tyou call her a rat-cat? lol | |
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03-03-2007, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by iwantmypup  Only if it tasted like garlic
If a kitten has no hair would tyou call her a rat-cat? lol | Only on Sundays
If a Giraffe didnt have such a long neck would you call it a Horse? | |
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03-03-2007, 08:00 AM
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| A Horaffe.
Would your rather have a carrot for a nose or gorrila arms for legs? | |
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03-03-2007, 08:20 AM
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Would your rather have a carrot for a nose or gorrila arms for legs?
| The gorilla arms for leg. There's always Daisy Razors, and it would be cool to have hands for feet. I've always found feet to be kind of useless, except for that whole walking thing. But my dog loves carrots, so before long I would have no nose. Then my huband would tell people "My wife has no nose," and people would ask, "How does she smell?" :P
Pizza. Deep dish or thin crust? | |
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03-03-2007, 01:20 PM
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| Thin crust ..
French fries...... or freedom fries? | |
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03-03-2007, 05:18 PM
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| Freedom Fries (dont know what they are but I like the sound of them)
Wine or Beer? | |
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03-03-2007, 06:30 PM
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| Rum. 
Who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong? | |
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03-03-2007, 06:45 PM
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#11 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by Lorina Rum.
Who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong? | The same person who put the Bomp in the Bompalompalomp.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? | |
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03-03-2007, 07:00 PM
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where have all the flowers gone? | 
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03-03-2007, 07:41 PM
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#13 | | Senior Member
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| under the snow.
Who ate the cookies in the cookie jar? | |
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03-03-2007, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Wimble Woof under the snow.
Who ate the cookies in the cookie jar? | The cookie monster
How many big words does the President screw up per speech? | |
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03-03-2007, 08:12 PM
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How many big words does the President screw up per speech?
| At least 17 Brazilian.
Why can't I think of a good stupid question? | |
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03-03-2007, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Lorina At least 17 Brazilian.
Why can't I think of a good stupid question? | Because I've taken them all
what is 2+2 | |
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03-03-2007, 11:19 PM
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#17 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by Doberdude Because I've taken them all | LOL, perfect answer! Quote:
Originally Posted by Doberdude what is 2+2 | What swingers do.
Should I be afraid of doctors because they call their service 'practice'? | |
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03-04-2007, 09:20 AM
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Should I be afraid of doctors because they call their service 'practice'?
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not unless "Mal" comes b/4 it.....
if April showers bring May flowers, what does the May-flower bring? | |
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03-04-2007, 09:39 AM
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| June bugs!!! lol
How many words in a " brazillion" | |
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03-04-2007, 10:23 AM
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How many words in a " brazillion"
| Ten
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? | |
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