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Old 05-08-2009, 05:39 PM   #841
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Because someone has to think so

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Old 05-10-2009, 05:13 PM   #842
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Because someone has to think so

How can you tell your east from west?
Depends on which way your dog's butt faces when he poops.

Why is the TV channel called Bravo when they never have anything good on TV?
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:26 PM   #843
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Because Mediocrity Rules man!

Why is a dishonest person called a "bad egg"?
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Old 05-11-2009, 09:26 PM   #844
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Because they both disappoint and stink.

If Australia is Down Under, what's Up Over? Is it close to Over There?
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Old 05-13-2009, 01:26 AM   #845
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The obvious answers are Laos and Fiji. Duh.

What's black & white & red all over?
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:29 PM   #846
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Micky Mouse

Is Jam used as a sculpting device?
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:24 AM   #847
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Only with peanut butter

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Old 06-21-2009, 11:26 AM   #848
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You choke.



Why is the first time always the hardest?
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:17 PM   #849
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It only is for you


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Old 06-21-2009, 05:16 PM   #850
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cause it's the right tree

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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Old 06-21-2009, 06:02 PM   #851
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Depends on the color of his toupee.

Who invented drive thru liquor places?
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Old 06-21-2009, 09:49 PM   #852
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The same guy that shows up at work drunk lol

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
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Old 06-22-2009, 07:14 AM   #853
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Because that child still hasn't moved off that sign. Thats really slow!


Why is the grass blue and the sky green?
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Old 06-22-2009, 10:29 AM   #854
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Because you ate those purple mushrooms.

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Old 06-22-2009, 01:22 PM   #855
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after making 8 mystakes they should be able to learn their lesson by then.

Can people please take my one question survey for a class research project? It will be anonymous. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?s...HOrxDaug_3d_3d Thanks.

Why do people want more?
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Old 06-22-2009, 02:30 PM   #856
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money

why is a pizza called a pizza pie?
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Old 06-22-2009, 05:13 PM   #857
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because it's made of crust

why is American football called football when it is played mainly with the hands?
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Old 06-22-2009, 05:31 PM   #858
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Because hands-on-ball just sounds wrong!

Why do puppies like to eat smelly underwears?
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Old 06-22-2009, 05:42 PM   #859
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Because the clean ones don't taste as good, duh!

Why do boys have koodies?
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Because they got them from girls


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