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03-06-2007, 07:07 PM
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| A stupid question that wanted to remain unknown.
Is there anything that rymes with the word Orange? |
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03-06-2007, 07:27 PM
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#42 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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Originally Posted by blackrose Is there anything that rymes with the word Orange? | Nothing! Wait that doesn't rhyme with orange.
How do they get the deers to cross at the yellow road sign? |
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03-06-2007, 09:07 PM
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#43 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Miami, Florida
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How do they get the deers to cross at the yellow road sign?
| They were told Elsa the Dog would make a guest appearance there
Chicken or the Egg? |
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03-06-2007, 09:23 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Arizona
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Originally Posted by MagicToller They were told Elsa the Dog would make a guest appearance there
Chicken or the Egg? | Omelets!!
How does gravity work? |
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03-06-2007, 10:57 PM
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#45 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by CrzyBritNAmerica How does gravity work? | Not well for Wile E. Coyote.
What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
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03-07-2007, 12:25 AM
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#46 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey
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| Ummm, I'm pretty sure it was Matzah!
What's the synonym for thesaurus? |
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03-07-2007, 09:19 AM
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#47 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Last star to the right, straight on till morning (beyond Neverland)
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| funky word-ocology......
did she or didn't she? |
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03-07-2007, 10:53 AM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Arizona
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Originally Posted by tirluc funky word-ocology......
did she or didn't she? | We'll never know!
Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants? |
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03-07-2007, 11:24 AM
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#49 | | Senior Member
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Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
| try it and find out....
how many Border Collies can you fit into a Mini Cooper (+ 1 person/driver seat)? |
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03-07-2007, 05:03 PM
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#50 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lafayete, IN
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Originally Posted by tirluc how many Border Collies can you fit into a Mini Cooper (+ 1 person/driver seat)? | Depends how crazy the person is and how cute and clean the dogs are! lol
Why are people ditzy blondes? (Excuse me, any and all blondes. I use the hair color lightly.  ) |
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03-07-2007, 07:38 PM
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#51 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by blackrose Depends how crazy the person is and how cute and clean the dogs are! lol
Why are people ditzy blondes? (Excuse me, any and all blondes. I use the hair color lightly.  ) |
Because of Britney....
What does a blonde look like when she shaves her head? |
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03-07-2007, 10:13 PM
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#52 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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Originally Posted by German Shepherd Lover
What does a blonde look like when she shaves her head? | They say her drapes now match the rug.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
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03-07-2007, 10:59 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Australia Victoria
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Originally Posted by Curbside Prophet They say her drapes now match the rug.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | How would I know I'm blind
IS there really aliens in area 51? |
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03-08-2007, 06:32 AM
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#54 | | Senior Member
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IS there really aliens in area 51?
| I do not know, have not went to that part of the department store.
What color is ice? |
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03-08-2007, 10:30 AM
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#55 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by luv4gsds I do not know, have not went to that part of the department store.
What color is ice? | Whatever color you want it to be.
Can you freeze anti-freeze ? |
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03-08-2007, 12:28 PM
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#56 | | Super Moderator
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Originally Posted by CrzyBritNAmerica
Can you freeze anti-freeze ? | Only if poured over the heart of a woman scorned.
If Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, could it really be that bad? |
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03-08-2007, 05:38 PM
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#57 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Curbside Prophet Only if poured over the heart of a woman scorned.
If Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, could it really be that bad? |
Not if you take a margaritta with you...
If it keeps up, will it come down? |
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03-08-2007, 05:52 PM
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#58 | | Senior Member
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If it keeps up, will it come down?
| Once they pop his balloon it will.
Why is it that when you have a brown and black dog, all of their black hair sheds on your light clothes and all of their brown hair sheds onto your dark clothes? |
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03-08-2007, 06:13 PM
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#59 | | Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: cassville,missouri
Posts: 600
| OOOO! I have STUPID question! I am good at stupid questions. Ok, here goes. Why...... do people.......eat......... hot dogs! heheheheheheh! Stupid huh?! HEHEHEHHEHH!HHEHEHEHE!HEHEHHEEHHAHAHHAHAH!HAHAHHAH ! HOOOO OINK!  |
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03-08-2007, 07:09 PM
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#60 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by siberian husky lover12 OOOO! I have STUPID question! I am good at stupid questions. Ok, here goes. Why...... do people.......eat......... hot dogs! heheheheheheh! Stupid huh?! HEHEHEHHEHH!HHEHEHEHE!HEHEHHEEHHAHAHHAHAH!HAHAHHAH ! HOOOO OINK!  | Because they like mustard better than animals......
Who invented the turkeytrott?  |
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