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Old 03-06-2007, 07:07 PM   #41
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A stupid question that wanted to remain unknown.

Is there anything that rymes with the word Orange?
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Old 03-06-2007, 07:27 PM   #42
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Is there anything that rymes with the word Orange?
Nothing! Wait that doesn't rhyme with orange.



How do they get the deers to cross at the yellow road sign?
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:07 PM   #43
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They were told Elsa the Dog would make a guest appearance there

Chicken or the Egg?
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:23 PM   #44
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They were told Elsa the Dog would make a guest appearance there

Chicken or the Egg?
Omelets!!


How does gravity work?
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:57 PM   #45
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How does gravity work?
Not well for Wile E. Coyote.




What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Ummm, I'm pretty sure it was Matzah!


What's the synonym for thesaurus?
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funky word-ocology......


did she or didn't she?
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Old 03-07-2007, 10:53 AM   #48
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funky word-ocology......


did she or didn't she?
We'll never know!


Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
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Old 03-07-2007, 11:24 AM   #49
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Stores have signs that say, " No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service." What about pants?
try it and find out....

how many Border Collies can you fit into a Mini Cooper (+ 1 person/driver seat)?
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how many Border Collies can you fit into a Mini Cooper (+ 1 person/driver seat)?
Depends how crazy the person is and how cute and clean the dogs are! lol

Why are people ditzy blondes? (Excuse me, any and all blondes. I use the hair color lightly. )
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Old 03-07-2007, 07:38 PM   #51
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Depends how crazy the person is and how cute and clean the dogs are! lol

Why are people ditzy blondes? (Excuse me, any and all blondes. I use the hair color lightly. )

Because of Britney....

What does a blonde look like when she shaves her head?
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What does a blonde look like when she shaves her head?
They say her drapes now match the rug.



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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They say her drapes now match the rug.



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
How would I know I'm blind

IS there really aliens in area 51?
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IS there really aliens in area 51?
I do not know, have not went to that part of the department store.

What color is ice?
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I do not know, have not went to that part of the department store.

What color is ice?
Whatever color you want it to be.

Can you freeze anti-freeze ?
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Can you freeze anti-freeze ?
Only if poured over the heart of a woman scorned.


If Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, could it really be that bad?
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Only if poured over the heart of a woman scorned.


If Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, could it really be that bad?

Not if you take a margaritta with you...

If it keeps up, will it come down?
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If it keeps up, will it come down?
Once they pop his balloon it will.

Why is it that when you have a brown and black dog, all of their black hair sheds on your light clothes and all of their brown hair sheds onto your dark clothes?
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OOOO! I have STUPID question! I am good at stupid questions. Ok, here goes. Why...... do people.......eat......... hot dogs! heheheheheheh! Stupid huh?! HEHEHEHHEHH!HHEHEHEHE!HEHEHHEEHHAHAHHAHAH!HAHAHHAH ! HOOOO OINK!
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OOOO! I have STUPID question! I am good at stupid questions. Ok, here goes. Why...... do people.......eat......... hot dogs! heheheheheheh! Stupid huh?! HEHEHEHHEHH!HHEHEHEHE!HEHEHHEEHHAHAHHAHAH!HAHAHHAH ! HOOOO OINK!
Because they like mustard better than animals......

Who invented the turkeytrott?
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