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Old 03-04-2007, 12:22 PM   #21
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Jinx!



What do chickens think we taste like?
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:00 PM   #22
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dog food.....



WHY?
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:56 PM   #23
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Because of the worms.




Why did the dog lift his leg?
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:01 PM   #24
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LOLOL, very funny.
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Old 03-05-2007, 12:30 AM   #25
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Because of the worms.




Why did the dog lift his leg?
to poop

whats the meaning of life?
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Old 03-05-2007, 12:41 AM   #26
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to poop

whats the meaning of life?
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
life –noun the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.


How do I bring "home the bacon" if I don't work at a butcher?
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life –noun the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.


How do I bring "home the bacon" if I don't work at a butcher?
Go to Wal-Mart.

Who/What is behind crop circles?
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Old 03-05-2007, 01:07 AM   #28
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Go to Wal-Mart.

Who/What is behind crop circles?
MORMONS

what is dog spelt backwards?

(btw HAHAHAA on curbisdes post dnt mind if I use that one for a comebakc one day)

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if you are dislexic it would already be spelled backwards.

Would you rather freeze in IL or sweat in Florida?
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move to Scotland....


who, where and what?
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:49 PM   #31
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who, where and what?
If I tell you that I'm afraid I have to kill you.

What's a dog cross cat called?
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Moo


Do i like purple b/c its green? (dont worry i dont get it either lolszzz!
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Do i like purple b/c its green? (dont worry i dont get it either lolszzz!
Insert answer here

What did the first dog that went into space say?
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What did the first dog that went into space say?
Fresh meat!

Which way does a zebra stripes go?
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Fresh meat!

Which way does a zebra stripes go?

to the end

Where is the end?
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to the end

Where is the end?
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced "onety one"?
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B/c it cant be tooty toot


Hi?

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Old 03-06-2007, 03:59 PM   #38
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B/c it cant be tooty toot


Hi?
hi, hello, sup, wassup, yo and so on

how many pages long will this thread go for?
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To page -15.

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?
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If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?
Because they have antlers!

Who said there was no such thing as a stupid question?
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