| Re: this is why they tell you never to turn you back on a kid...even for a second..
Ok, I have a few to make you cringe Zim, lol.
Since I have 2 boys, I have double the trouble (5 yr old and a 2 yr old)
Let's see, the 2 year old hasn't grown out of the "finger painting" stage (i.e. with the poop) it's SOOOOOO gross.
But, he flushes an entire roll of TP and then watches the toilet overflow, fills the bathtub until it's almost ready to overflow then jumps in...tidal wave effect. Permanent marker on the wall, crayons on the wall, pen...Mr Clean magic eraser for the win on those though, it takes it right off.
Then this morning, an entire bottle of fingernail polish all over him and on the floor, literally ate 4 candles (not just a chomp but big bite marks out of all of them) tore up my stick of deodorant,
The worst one, somehow they managed to get a can of wood stain and pour it all over the white carpet in our last apartment...needless to say, the carpet had to be replaced.
But yeah, he gets up in the AM and gets in the fridge, breaks eggs all over the kitchen, pours milk on the floor...the dogs love it though and follow him around like kids to an icecream truck.
I slowed him down on the midnight munchies escapes. I got the plastic childproof door handle things and put them on the inside of his bedroom, so he can't escape. | 
