(My apologies to anyone who was expecting an actual picture.)
I bought a tool called the OpenIt (as seen on television, though I've never actually seen it on television) designed to open those titanium blister packs that everything comes wrapped in.
And, while I know this is predictible, it came in a package that required a large bolt-cutter and an industrial grinder to open.
If I ever buy another one, though, I have the tool to open it.
Okay, here's an actual picture.
