I hope this doesn't offend anyone but WVasko started in in another thread!
WVasko, I was at the book store and they had this book at the check out and I thought of you. I kid you not, the title is THE HISTORY OF FARTING and it is hilarious. An example:
A peculiar young Scot named McDougal,
Delights to break wind in a bugle,
Otherwise he is sane,
Comes in out of the rain,
Is hardworking, kindly and frugal.