I have to record me saying some story and send it to my theater teacher for school. I have not 1 clue what to say. Nobody tells me storys expect my pap but there war stories and thats not allowed in the rules. It cant be real short but it cant be really long. I have no idea on what to say. I would really like a dog story. Does anyone have one I could use? It has to be true

I never had a real good story to use about dogs.
I was gonna tell a story and say this :
If you know me, Im really into country music and if you know me , Im a huge fan of billy currington. Well one day, I turned the radio on and he was talking with Kix brooks on the american country countdown and he was said that he was to preform the national anthem at a football game and he hates to sing at stadiums because his voice always echos backs and you can loose your concintration when singing, so he decided to stick cotton balls in his hears or earplugs, I forget which one it was. Anyway, he went on stage and he started to sing and he couldnt hear himself and almost forgot the lyrics. He said that he would never do that again, he said it was an awful performice because he couldnt hear what he was siging and mixed up the lyrics.
I thought that was a funny stoy, and how we all make mistakes.
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It was a warm august day and we were at the county fair. we were walking around and I saw a big, tour bus. On the side it said CMT. Which stands for Country Music T.V.
( I will say it out but I dk how to spell it) They were letting people go in and we stood in line to go into the cmt bus. We finally got in there and it was really neat. they had trophies and chairs acutal stars sat in. Then right in the middle of the walk way, there was a stand with a guitar, with class over it. On the guitar was 100 signitures with singers names on there. I couldn't name all of them but the ones I did see were , Carrie Underwood, Toby Keith, Billy Currington, Rascal Flatts , George Strait! Then we got out photo taken and the put it in a nice keychain thing then we went around front, there was a stage. This guy was calling people to come up and sing because he was giving away Rascal Flatts CD. Well my dad really wanted that cd and i thought if I sang, I would give him the cd for christmas. Well I got up there and sang " Courtisy of the red white and blue" by Toby Keith and when I was done the guy said, well were out of CD's but he gave me a stupid cup warmer and a pin that says im popular. They were stupid prises but I did something that nobody at the fair that day could do, was sing infront of a crowd!
Okay, I narrowed it down to them 2. Which one do you people like?