[Curbside Prophet]

This is the meaning of words from a dog's perspective.

1. Drool: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

2. Sniff: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.

[sillylilykitty]

Haha! thats good stuff. You got anymore?

[Curbside Prophet]

Originally Posted by sillylilykitty

Haha! thats good stuff. You got anymore?

I do, but I was hoping others would add their own as we go.

[sillylilykitty]

Originally Posted by Curbside Prophet

I do, but I was hoping others would add their own as we go.

Ok then I will add one...

Fire Hydrant: A wonderful piece of art that must be sniffed and marked everytime it's seen/passed.

[CrzyBritNAmerica]

Squirrel: A small, strange animal that must always be chased with the most amount of enthusiasm that we can muster.

[HarleyQuinn]

Drop It: Human talk for "Eat my shoe please, Rover."

[CrzyBritNAmerica]

Sit: When we put our behinds on the ground we get a treat...how cool is that one?

[Curbside Prophet]

Deafness: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

[MagicToller]

Poop: Particularly scrumptious treat, but for some reason makes the humans bark loudly at you.

[CrzyBritNAmerica]

Head Tilt:This is what a dog does when they think their person is being even crazier than usual.

Cat: 1) This is a toy that our persons sometimes get for us to chase. 2) This is a strange and scary creature that our persons may bring into our home. They should be avoided at all costs, and upon close encounter run far, far away.

[Chloef_2799]

Snuggle - the perfect time to look o so cute while passing the most horrible smalling gas you can possibly imagine.
Rawhide - an object when suficently chewed and gooey can be placed into your persons shoe or better yet on top of their pillow.
Mud - Sent from the canine gods for all wonderful critters great and small to roll in. It makes mommy and daddy act very strangely when once sufficently covered in this "mud" you jump onto the couch for a well deserved rest.
Garbage - to be eaten......and then vomited back onto the floor. Preferably at the front door so mommy or daddy or better yet any un-suspecting visitors can step in it.
Nail Polish - A foul smelling liquid which for some odd reason mommy likes to put on her nails. It is to be loudly barked and growled at and only when securely closed must be buried in the house plant pots.

[CrzyBritNAmerica]

Walks: These are trips when a dog is able to drag their person around wherever they want to go. Pulling as hard as possible has the best results.

[Curbside Prophet]

Bicycles: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

Jerk: A noun, not a verb. It is a person giving leash pops to a dog's collar. Jerks will often place shiny metal attachments to leashes called choke chains, or even pinch collars. Jerks can be controlled by exhibiting fear, confusion, or temporary suppression of behaviors.

[LeRoymydog]

fart: this is the best smell in the world, but the humans don't like it much.

[RonE]

Breakfast: The best thing in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Supper: The best thing in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Car: The best thing in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Fetch: The best thing in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Cookie: The best thing in THE ENTIRE WORLD! (Also called "biscuit" by the female of the species that gives me lots of them)

Outside: The best place in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Inside: The best place in THE ENTIRE WORLD!

[britishbandit]

NO: "I'm not sure but I used to think it was my name. Now I seem to hear when I'm doing the things I enjoy most."

[Amitiel]

Kisses - word used when the humans want a tongue slid across their hand but will not do this in return, instead they merely press their lips to the top of our heads

[Chloef_2799]

Bath - the most fun you will ever have in the water. you are covered in a rather gooey substance that when sufficently rubbed by your person turns into lots of bubbles. When the bubbles fall off of you body try to chase them and then bark at that mean hole in the sink that eats them before you.
Mirror - A possible alternate dimension. When you walk past one you see other dogs and people, however when you bark at these other dogs or people they bark right back at the exact same time so they cannot understand you as they are interupting.
Car - An amazing thing that mommy puts me into. If she opens the window I can look out of it and pretend to be Bat Dog or a hairy and very small grey hound.....exhilerating!!!
Garden - The best place in the whole yard. It is perfectly situated in the sunshine all day long and it full of soft comfy flowers to lay down upon.
Bugs - To be chased and neutralized at all costs. Even if it means mashing moms garden or getting myself stuck underneath the entertainment center.
Pools/Ponds/Lakes - Areas with large amounts of water. Ponds and lakes are aparently better for my skin as they contain less chlorine but they are not heated nor do they contain comfy foam boards. However ponds and lakes contain mud and strange gills and finned creatures that can disappear quickly when chased. Ponds and lakes also often contain large shelled creatures that mommy doesn't like me to bother for fear I will loose a limb (snapping turtles).