[Lonewolfblue]

My dog is so stupid she (Betty) doesn't know what a linolium floor is. I just throw a tennis ball across the dining room and she goes full speed, not knowing she can't stop and rams into the stack of cardboard boxes I have piled on the other end, lol. (At least the cardboard boxes is a soft impact, lol.)

[ACampbell]

Originally Posted by duck_girl

OOOH. Is she okay?

Or rather... is you CAR okay?

She was fine, one smash headfirst into the plastic and it cracked like that, she looked rather confused.
My car on the other hand, I don't know, I haven't looked at having it replaced yet because the crack is still small...I'm scared how much it's going to cost though.

[RubesMom]

He barked for 20 minutes at a zucchini that was sitting on the kitchen table. It had been there for 3 days.

[duck_girl]

Originally Posted by RubesMom

He barked for 20 minutes at a zucchini that was sitting on the kitchen table. It had been there for 3 days.

LOL! How funny!

[muki89]

My dog (Saku) is so stupid that he will try to bark at strangers while eating. Comes out sounding like 'whoomph'.

[Chloe'sMom]

My dog Chloe tries to eat things she sees on the tv...like if there's a commercial for McDonalds and its one of those burger glamor shots...she tries to eat the tv screen..course she also tries to play with other dogs on the tv set too...LOL..

[Sonn84]

My dogs are so stupid that when it is potty time they all try to pee in the exact same spot at the exact same time... Let's just say the smaller dogs end up with more baths than they need.

[rosemaryninja]

My dog is so stupid she tried to eat a bee. When Spunky was a puppy she was chasing a bee around and caught it in her mouth. She got a very bewildered look on her face, shook her head violently a couple of times, then finally relented and opened her mouth to release a very bemused bee.