If Dog Prayers Were Answered; Dog-Man Would Rain From the Sky

RBark · 05-13-2008, 06:14 PM

So Dog-man, if I may have some of your time.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Dog-Man who landed on this forum. He declared, boldly while facing the hordes of the Legion of Dog-Forums and all the senseless dog-owners, that he was the new Alpha on the block and such is why we, the other Alphas, are fighting him.

Time went on, there were many casualities in this war. Many lives were extinquished, reputations ruined, reputations polished. Some fought for fame, some fought for love, others... yes, those others fought for money. (I'm looking at you RonE, and that pile of money behind you.)

As a wise observer from the outside scripting this moment of history in the making, I began to note some unusual occurences. If we are to take the Alpha Male, Dog-Man, for his word... The Alpha is the leader, the Beta is the mid-rankers, and the Omega is the one everyone picks on and is conisdered a lower class.

As I came to note, in accordance to this theory most of the Alphas on this forum do not fight Dog-Man anymore. Only the Betas and Omegas are fighting with him now, or trolling him, or playing with him.

An realization dawned upon me! If we are to follow this theory, would Dog-Man, would you not be an Omega? You get picked on, you've been demeanted, mocked, and played with by other mid-rankers. The alphas leave you alone. What travesty is this? Did the world change as we know it, and the Alpha Dog-Man got booted down to Omega status?

What travesty! What horror! This cannot be so! Tell me now, Dog-Man, is there a day coming that you shall rise back up to Alpha status?! Or has an new era dawned upon us without our realizing?!

Hmmmm... mmmmm... fascinating....

borzoimom · 05-13-2008, 06:18 PM

(dyingggggggg of laughter...) Rbark- roflmbo.. uh well uh... ( dies again of laughter..)

Love's_Sophie · 05-13-2008, 06:22 PM

Oh my...I'm dead...ROFLMO!!!!

TeddieXRuxpin · 05-13-2008, 06:23 PM

I don't think anyone else could have said it much better than you Rbark. *Laughs like a hyena* Hehe

Darkmoon · 05-13-2008, 06:24 PM

I have to say, that is pretty darn funny! R, your pretty good with words, describe everything very nicely. Wonder how fast/if this gets moved/deleted/locked....

ACampbell · 05-13-2008, 06:24 PM

LOL very well put...I haven't really had any Alpha style run in's with Dog-man...so unless he lifts his leg on me, we'll be good

ROFLMAO

Curbside Prophet · 05-13-2008, 06:28 PM

I don't see nothing.

borzoimom · 05-13-2008, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ACampbell

LOL very well put...I haven't really had any Alpha style run in's with Dog-man...so unless he lifts his leg on me, we'll be good

ROFLMAO

if he does i have a bottle of natures miracle to get the stain out..

Kuma'sMom · 05-13-2008, 06:37 PM

Roflmao!!!

dog-man · 05-13-2008, 07:08 PM

i'm blushing.

i don't know whether to be honored or insulted.

but, i do agree with the subject title statement.

B-Line · 05-13-2008, 07:12 PM

If any of you dog freaks stick your muzzle anywhere near my butt,
I'm gonna beat the crap out of you and stick you in your cages..

Then I'm gonna eat your kibble and urinate on your pillow.

dog-man · 05-13-2008, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RBark

most of the Alphas on this forum do not fight Dog-Man anymore.

actually, i understand this as they saw they could not beat me, and therefore went away with their tails between their legs.

(of course, they would justify it in some other fashion).

therefore, i see this as full vindication of my alpha status.

i am a benevolent leader to those who only challenge me with respect.

i kind of enjoy the decision that seems to have been made by a particular group, not to get involved in my threads.
the discussions are more intelligent now.

ACampbell · 05-13-2008, 07:16 PM

Well said, just for the record though...if you pee on my leg...I'm going to beat you with a newspaper and rub your nose in it

hehe!

borzoimom · 05-13-2008, 07:17 PM

dogman- from me- I will say its great to see your humor in this.. Very good- and where is the applause icon?

btw- i trained sch and k9 police dogs for over 20 years-- I am the alpha!

B-Line · 05-13-2008, 07:17 PM

Besides, I'm not so sure I agree.

I always saw Dog-Man as the "special needs" dog in the liter. You know the type, sitting in the corner, licking himself all day with no apparent sign of a goal in mind, the type of dog that likes to eat glue and chase his own shadow.

I do agree though, he probably does like a big drink out of the toilet

Shalva · 05-13-2008, 07:24 PM

i dont see the title as dog-men
I see dog man
and that means you would hit the concrete and..............

ahhhh daydreams

borzoimom · 05-13-2008, 07:25 PM

for now on- no one uses capitals in replies-
and sets the type as bullets
because i said so..

Sugar Daddy Otis · 05-13-2008, 07:32 PM

Here Borzoimom-

R I needed a tummy-hurtin laugh- Thank You!

FilleBelle · 05-13-2008, 08:20 PM

Lol...you guys are cracking me up!

dog-man · 05-13-2008, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shalva

i dont see the title as dog-men
I see dog man
and that means you would hit the concrete and..............

ahhhh daydreams

see, that's what i mean about the discussions being more intelligent now.

Shalva is one of the "alphas" who disappeared.

i have no idea what she is saying.

does she do drugs with Curbside?