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| 82. 82.You buy a crib as a bed.(i did) |
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#42 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
Posts: 8,486
| 83. Your will has provisions for your dog.
84. You have complete conversations with your dog to a conclusion.
85. You never admit that other dogs are cuter than yours.
86. You throw birthday parties for your dog (ahem, drfong!) |
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#43 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: bunn, nc
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| 87. your dogs have more clothes than you do |
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#44 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 617
| 88. Catalogs show up in the mail addressed to the dog!
89. You whisper to your husband what you bought the pup for xmas so she can't hear & ruin the surprise
90. You could not r.s.v.p. for a xmas party until you knew the pet sitter was free |
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#45 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 617
| 91. You change the names your husband gave the new dog toys because you feel the dog will like the "new" names better!
(I have just learned I have issues!!!) |
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#46 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 190
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92. Your husband has just looked at the dollar amount on the reciept for your dog's new bed and asks, "this can't be right, how many did you buy??" |
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#47 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
Posts: 8,486
| 93. Your alarm clock is the swipe of your dog's tongue across your face. |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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| 94. You're almost busted when most of the gifts your children open from Santa has chew marks. |
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Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pocono Mountains
Posts: 3,202
| 95. You pick out furniture and/or flooring to match the dog so the fur won't show as much.
96. You're excited that this year's rabies or license tag is in a color that coordinates well with your dog's collar. |
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#50 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 7
| 97. you fish stray dog hairs out of your tea and drink it without gagging.
98. you hold an umbrella over the dog so he can go to the loo without getting wet (you meanwhile get soaked). |
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#51 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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| 100. Your family photo includes your dog front and center. |
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#52 | | Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 322
| 101. You buy a 300 dollar shotgun and plan to go hunting 7 hours away from your house so you can see how well your beagle can sniff out rabbits. |
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Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver, Washington
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| 102. I greet my dogs first when I get home from work instead of my wife. |
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#54 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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Originally Posted by Moey 102. I greet my dogs first when I get home from work instead of my wife. | I would reconsider that if I were you.  |
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#55 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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| 103. You're considering buying stock in your favorite "poo bag" manufacturing company. |
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#56 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,047
| #104 You turn down an invitation to go out because you want to stay home with your dog.
#105 When you go to the store, you run to the kibble isle and point out to your parents/spouse/siblings/whoever EXACTLY why EACH *low quality* kibble is labeled "low quality".
#106 You spend an hour in front of the collars trying to decide which color matches your dog's coat best. Once that's done, you have to pick a style/brand, too!! |
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Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Miami, Florida
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| #107 Your back pockets are in constant stock of bait kibble and poobags |
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#58 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Land of barbies, blondes, called the Oc.
Posts: 3,294
| 108. You have no clue what you are allergic to , but if somebody asks about your dog you have them all memerized (if any )
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#59 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pocono Mountains
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88. Catalogs show up in the mail addressed to the dog!
| 109. You get credit card applications addressed to your dog.
I have a friend who uses her cat's name whenever she signs up for anything online, so she can quicly trash any junk mail or spam she gets. To her surprise, she found out that her cat is qualified to be in the Who's Who of American High School Students. |
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#60 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Land of barbies, blondes, called the Oc.
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Originally Posted by Lorina 109. You get credit card applications addressed to your dog.
I have a friend who uses her cat's name whenever she signs up for anything online, so she can quicly trash any junk mail or spam she gets. To her surprise, she found out that her cat is qualified to be in the Who's Who of American High School Students. | Hehe that is awsome lol .. Im sure her cat is the smartest in the cat class lol  ! |
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