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12-14-2006, 08:58 PM
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#21 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 5
| 44 My vegetable garden is designed around my dog requirements (raw diet).
45 Dry sink in kitchen is dedicated to the dogs, leashes and harnesses in drawer, treats on bottom.
46 Bought minivan to cart the show dog around
47 I change my screen save 5 times a shift in work to admire different perspectives of the two
48 just bought a sewing machine to make fancy dog beds
49 had breeders web embroidered on half dozen blankets for shows
50 also bought king size bed to fit the two between us |
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12-14-2006, 11:44 PM
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#22 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
Posts: 8,484
| Ok, 40 is way too funny.
51. You start talking to your co-workers in your "doggie voice". Come on now admit it, we all have a doggie voice.
52. You know the names of all your neighborhood dogs, but you don't know the names of your neighbors. |
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12-15-2006, 08:42 AM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London, UK
Posts: 409
| 53. When you sit on the floor as the Madames are fast asleep on the sofa.
54. When you are in the shop and paying for your stuff - looking for change in handbag, pockets etc...and you wade through copious amopunts of poo bags (all unused hopefully) |
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12-15-2006, 09:31 AM
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#24 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Eastvale, California
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Originally Posted by Curbside Prophet 51. You start talking to your co-workers in your "doggie voice". Come on now admit it, we all have a doggie voice. | LOL definitely!
55. Not only do you have a doggie voice, but you have a voice that you use to speak with FOR the dog.
Back when we had cats before kids (can't have them now, son is allergic). I had the "voice." I used to speak for the kitties. DH really loved the voice, its a kind of high pitch but softy voice. Anyway, after each of our kids came along, each of them had a turn being the "owner" of the voice. The voice has been used for some of the kids stuff animals too. Anyway, naturally, now that we have the dog, she is the "keeper" of the voice. On a recent phone call from an old friend who lives far away, she told me: I remember you used to use this cute little voice for your baby sister... I guess the roots of the voice go way back. LOL |
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12-15-2006, 11:20 AM
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#25 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 6
| 56. When the thermostat in the house is set at a temperature so that your dog isn't cold.
57. You had to buy a new coat rack because your dogs coats, collars and leashes took overe yours.
58. Your favorite chair (leather mind you) has now become your dogs and you let him so he is not bothered. |
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12-15-2006, 11:49 AM
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#26 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
Posts: 8,484
| #56 is so true, lol.
59. The sales clerks at your local pet store know you and your dog by first name. |
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12-15-2006, 06:41 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lafayete, IN
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43. It doesn't occur to you to be irritated that you cannot find your shoe. Instead you think it's cute and funny, if not down right clever, that your puppy has hidden it yet again. Wedged behind the toilet, hidden behind the sofa cushion, on your child's bed, in the bathtub...
| So true!!! (Only with me, it is with my ferrets. lol) My mom got so mad the other day and was yelling at me because my ferrets take my things (shoes mainly) and then hide them so I can't find them....I just think it is cute and ,"Wow, what smart little buggers they are!"
And #52 is also so true...I have to have my mom tell me, "This is where Jack (the dog) lives" because when she says the neighbor's name I am so confused. lol
60. You use your many dog crates as tables: you just through a tablecloth over it.
61. Everyone knows that if they have a dog dillema in their lives to come to you for answers. |
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12-15-2006, 07:25 PM
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#28 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 190
| #62 When everyone in your house starts fighting over who gets to clean up the poo first!
Don't fight SHL12 - there's plenty at my house to share!  |
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12-16-2006, 12:06 AM
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#29 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: wv, USA
Posts: 233
| 63. rolling down your window in the freezing cold just because your dog likes to hang out the window on car rides....
64. you make sure to go by the pet section (every trip to the store) to make sure they dont have anything new.
65. you buy a dog stocking and fill it with toys and treats even tho the dog doesnt know who santa is...
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12-16-2006, 12:10 AM
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#30 | | Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 55
| 66. when you sleep on the couch so they can have the bed.
67. when your dog sees the doc. more than you should.
68. If you buy water for the dog and you drink out of the tap.
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12-16-2006, 09:53 AM
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#31 | | Super Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Elsa's House
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| 69. You don't watch the Olympics because flyball, dog weight pulling, coursing, dog diving, agility, or other dog related sports are not events.
70. You smell your dog's paws, ears, breath, and bum just to make sure "all is well". |
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12-16-2006, 07:51 PM
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#32 | | Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Charlotte.NC
Posts: 106
| 71................ 71.You catch your dog on the dineing room chair. |
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12-17-2006, 05:29 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pocono Mountains
Posts: 3,202
| 72. When you just spent the past 15 minutes sewing a squeaky & rope toy that cost $1.00 back together, because the dog LOOOOOOVES it. |
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12-17-2006, 07:52 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 190
| 73. When one of your child's first words is "fetch."
True story too. So funny in public because people always ask..."did he just say fetch??" |
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12-18-2006, 05:37 AM
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#35 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London, UK
Posts: 409
| Maybe this shoul have been 1001 ways....
74. When you sign your dogs signature on Christmas cards in hand writing you think they would have. (Lula has old fashioned penmanship where as Isabel prints) |
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12-18-2006, 05:13 PM
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#36 | | Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: cassville,missouri
Posts: 600
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawyer #62 When everyone in your house starts fighting over who gets to clean up the poo first!
Don't fight SHL12 - there's plenty at my house to share!  | HA HA HA!! SO FUNNY LOL!!! |
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12-18-2006, 07:05 PM
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#37 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: bunn, nc
Posts: 17
| 75. when you let the dog have your pillow at night because he is comfy
76. when you have various dog treats and chewies and toys in the car so that they have something to play with on the ride to the store
77. when you have about 1000+ pics of your dog(s) on your computer |
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12-18-2006, 07:07 PM
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#38 | | Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: bunn, nc
Posts: 17
| 78. you cried when you took your babies in to get fixed or whenever they are at the vet and they stick the dog with a needle
79. you call your dogs babies  lol. |
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12-18-2006, 07:16 PM
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#39 | | Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Charlotte.NC
Posts: 106
| 80. 80.your dogs where sweaters! |
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12-18-2006, 07:33 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia
Posts: 175
| 81. You buy a love seat totally for your dog.
(yes I did) |
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